student: "Sir, when I went out to B.C. there was this store called Goats on the Roof, and there was actually goats on the roof."
teacher: "Oh yeah? Well I guess that makes sense. What did they sell there?"
student (somewhat indignantly): "You know, like grocery store stuff."
teacher:" Oh. Sorry. I didn't realize that grocery items were the obvious assumption."
I would've thought it was some sort of feta cheese emporium.
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